‎7 Facts in the world:

1. Your eyes is the only part you can not wash with soap.

2. You can not count your hair.

3. Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.

4. Only the stupid one's will do the 3rd part.

5. You will smile because your tongue can reach all your teeth.

6. You will laugh because you look like a fool
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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

Faqeer to Sardar:
Aap k padosi ne mujhey pait bhar kar khana khilaya hai, aap bhi kuch de dein..
Sardar:
Ye lo "HAJMOLA.

Sardar Bullet Singh : Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”
Kyun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei “Abey Ghaday”
Kahun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga.

1 Sardar daru ke nashe me taxi me betha
Bola chalo airport chalo
Taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho
Sardar: ye lo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana

Aik admi Ajit singh ko mobile pe bohat tangg karta tha, Ajit sing ne nayi sim le li....aur uss admi ko sms kar ke kaha
"main ne woh number bandh kar diya hai, ab tangg kar ke dikha..."

Ik punjabi curtain (pardon) k dukan me gaya,ur salesman ko bataya k
use parde chaheye,salesman ne jawab deya k konse color k chaheye,to
punjabi bola k muje pink colour me chaheye-salesman ne jaldi se kuch verities deka dee..
punjabi:ye wala teek rahega gi...
salesmank,aap ko ye me discount me de donga,leken ye bataye
k size kitna ho...
punjabioji 15teeeeeennnnn...
salesman:15..kya matlab
punjabioji inch,inch...15 inch...
salesman:balah ye konse kirki he 15 inch ki..
punjabioji..tenu rab raka "copmpuuterrr" de waste...ji..aaho
salesman:kya pc k leye parda..
punjabi oye kambaktiya..copputer de vich windows naee hoondi...

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,
pr tera mob.no. bhool gya
pagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.
Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;?? :O