Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
“Kia kehti hay?”
“Kehti hay
‘I LOVE U 2′
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.
Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?
Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.
Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

Dear Banta

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye  

1 sardar ko ufone main operator ki job mili

Pehle he din usay maar k nikaal dia gaya

coz

1st call:Sir meri ufone ki sim block ho gai hai

Sardar:Te pagla zong lay ley 

Sardar to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.
It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.
It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today

Sardar Double sawari karty hoay ja rha tha

Police waly ne rok k kaha: Pata nai hy k Double swari pe pabandi hy...

Sardar: pata hai,isi liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hon......

Ek Sardar Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Sardar Ne Faisla Kia Ke
"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

Ek sardar BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.

Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho?

Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai

Faqeer to Sardar:
Aap k padosi ne mujhey pait bhar kar khana khilaya hai, aap bhi kuch de dein..
Sardar:
Ye lo "HAJMOLA.

 SHIP doob raha tha ek goray ne sardar se pucha yahan se zameen kitni dur hay?
Sardar: 2km
Goray ne samundar mei jump laga ker pucha kis traf?
Sardar: Neechay  

Sardar Bullet Singh : Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”
Kyun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei “Abey Ghaday”
Kahun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga.

ek sardaar sahab pareshan kharay kuch soch rahay hotay hain,

koi shakhs poochta hai sardar sahab kia soch rahe hain

Sardar: yar mujhe samajh nahi ata k inhe kaise pata chalta hai

Shakhs: kisay kia kaise pata chalta hai?

Sardaar: yar Geo walon ko kaise pata chalta hai ye?

Shakhss: kia kaise pata chalta hai?

Sardar: yar jab bhi lagao bata dete hain k aap dekh rahe hain Geo,

bhala inhe kaise pata chalta hai...!!!

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

1 Sardar daru ke nashe me taxi me betha
Bola chalo airport chalo
Taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho
Sardar: ye lo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana