Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
“Kia kehti hay?”
“Kehti hay
‘I LOVE U 2′
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
12 years ago
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Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
“Kia kehti hay?”
“Kehti hay
‘I LOVE U 2′
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
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sote hue ko jagayen hum
apki nind ko uraayen hum
is time sms kar k apko satayen hum
phir apko gussa aye or gussa dila kar
araam se so jayen hum_good_night
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,
Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,
So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…
Gud Nite.
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you
are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler...
Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,
pr tera mob.no. bhool gya
pagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.
Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;?? :O
An emotional one.
Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe,
wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe
Mummy keti hai
Jo keta hai,
wo kHud hota h.B-):-D
GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai
A chinese couple
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
Got twins babies
What did they name them????
?
?
They named them,
"Jo-Hua"
"So-Hua"...
arz kya hai:
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
girl: aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
boy
(i=0i>xe'l1i+;e_y# a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*, e(p+>i*<tf!)$(i;? &le sajni ab parrh!!
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
I am
the
Best
aq khan
can prove it
I can put cofee in cofe cup
Can u put world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile.
Can u send ur mobile 2 my adrress.
Ek truck, dusre truck ko rassi bandh kar le jaraha tha………..
yeh dekh kar sardar hass kar pagal ho gaya
aur kehne lage “ ek rasi lejane ke liye do do truck………………………..
yeh dekh kar sardar hass kar pagal ho gaya
aur kehne lage “ ek rasi lejane ke liye do do truck………………………..
sardar : oye murge ki tang kithe gayi
waiter :paji murga langada tha
sardar : aur dil
waiter : who to murgi legayi
sardar : dimag to hoga na
waiter : sorry murga sardar tha…………….
waiter :paji murga langada tha
sardar : aur dil
waiter : who to murgi legayi
sardar : dimag to hoga na
waiter : sorry murga sardar tha…………….
Apun ki dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta hai,jakkas bole
to mai hira tu moti, main sabji tu roti, main pani tu
tanki, main tarzan tu monkey
to mai hira tu moti, main sabji tu roti, main pani tu
tanki, main tarzan tu monkey
Dear Aj tum dil mango,
mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
.
.
q
k
.
.
aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*
mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
.
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q
k
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aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*
Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (funny SMS)
Author: Javed Posted under:
funny SMS
Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?
6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?
8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?
6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?
8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Amdon: Druumrrr... ruuu.... druuuuu....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Amdon: Drrr drup drup drup....
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Amdon: Druumrrr... ruuu.... druuuuu....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Amdon: Drrr drup drup drup....
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