Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,  Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,  Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.
Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?
Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.
Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

Pyar b ajab shay he
Maa se ho to Ebadat
Baap se ho to Muqadas
Bhai se ho to Aqidat
Behen se ho to Farz
&
Bivi se ho to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H:-(

sote hue ko jagayen hum
apki nind ko uraayen hum
is time sms kar k apko satayen hum
phir apko gussa aye or gussa dila kar
araam se so jayen hum_good_night

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy!

magar
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aik tou mera haath wahan tak nahi jata,

aur dusara

yeh khayal mujhay dopehar ko atta hay..

Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.... =P

Sardar Double sawari karty hoay ja rha tha

Police waly ne rok k kaha: Pata nai hy k Double swari pe pabandi hy...

Sardar: pata hai,isi liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hon......

Faqeer to Sardar:
Aap k padosi ne mujhey pait bhar kar khana khilaya hai, aap bhi kuch de dein..
Sardar:
Ye lo "HAJMOLA.

Sardar Bullet Singh : Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”
Kyun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei “Abey Ghaday”
Kahun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you
are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours..
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.

Boy Friend :
Boht Romantic Andaz Me
Jan Dekho Main Tmhari Zulfoon K Liye Kiya Laya Hon...

Grl Frnd:
Kiya?

Boy Friend :

English Anti Lice Shampoo... ;P

ek pagal ki shaadi thi
or sab pagal aaye
jub khana laga to ek pagal ne jub plate mein tissue rakha hua dekha to sochne laga shayad ye bhi koi khaane ki cheez hay
jaisey hi wo khaane laga to sab pagal bole
oye nahi khaa ye boht pheeka hay..!

SUNA HAI Aap ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
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Zara time nikal k ao na

Ek Chooha marwana hai..!
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hahahahaha

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ??

Husband: Han
Ghutne taik k mere pas ai thi

Friend: Phr?

Husband: yehi k bed k niche se nikal ao
kch nhi kahon gi.. :P

Ghar me practice karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-) ;)

Jazbaat ko mat chupao, inhen zaroorat hai btane ki.
Mohabbat ko mat chupao, isay zaroorat hai Jataane ki.
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao,
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Tumhen zaroorat hai nahane ki...

MODERN DICTIONARY:

MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.

PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.

KITABEN:
Sleeping pills

DIL:
Bagher operation k b kisi ko de sakte hen.

COLLEGE:
Tafrih gaah.

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UNIVERSITY:
Official dating point.