Ek Sardar Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Sardar Ne Faisla Kia Ke
"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

A Mechanic was removing cylinder heads from a car when he saw a famous heart surgeon....

HE SHOUTED

Hello Doctor Look at this, I also open Hearts, take valves out put in new parts so, how come you get the big money for the same work?

DOCTOR SOFTLY REPLIED

::Try to do this when the engine is running." :P

Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
......~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts.. =)

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!
Pick 1 no From 2-9
Then Multiply It With 9
U Will Get a 2 Digit no(e.g 12)
Add it's 2 Digits(1+2=3)
The Answer Is Ur Most Favorite Person
2:Tom Cruise
3:Bill Guits
4:Roger Fedrer
5:Alpachino
6:S.R.K
7:Ricky Martin
8:Newton
9:Me(*M.I.J*)
M.I.J ==> Muhammad Ishfaq Javed

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA