Tu Ki Sochea Asi Bhul Gaye Tainu
Halle Tak Oh Pal Yaad Ne Mainu

Tere Mithe Je Bol, Kanna Ch Mishre Dinde Ne Ghol
Tera Oh Hasne Mere Dil Vich Vasne

Nai Bhulnea Oh Galla Jo Ek Dooje Nu Sunaunde Se
Nahi Bhulne Oh Pal Jo Ek Dooje Naal Betaunde Se…


Ni Sohniye Ki Kahiye Asi Tere Barey
Sada Dil Tu Lut Leya

Sada Chain Tu Kho Leya
Apna Chann Warga Mukhda Vikha Ke

Sada Jo Vi Si Sab Le Leya
Sabr Kehne Ho Meinu Karo…

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Okha langda waqt vichoray da,
bina yar guzara kon kre,
duniya se to kinara ho sakda,
yaran to kinara kon kre,
ik din hovay tay lang javay,
sari umar guzara kon kre.

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday,
Tu mangay jaan tay kar inkaar nai sakday
Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan baray
Par tu hovay naal tay assi haar nai sakday

Ek Gall Dila Ohnu Kehni Vi Jaroor Ae..
Tere Bina Kalli Rove Maahi Teri Hoor Ae..
Ek Gall Dass Jaa Ve Door Jaan Waaleya..
Jaan Ke Satuana Ae Yaa Sachi Majboor Aein..

Ik punjabi curtain (pardon) k dukan me gaya,ur salesman ko bataya k
use parde chaheye,salesman ne jawab deya k konse color k chaheye,to
punjabi bola k muje pink colour me chaheye-salesman ne jaldi se kuch verities deka dee..
punjabi:ye wala teek rahega gi...
salesmank,aap ko ye me discount me de donga,leken ye bataye
k size kitna ho...
punjabioji 15teeeeeennnnn...
salesman:15..kya matlab
punjabioji inch,inch...15 inch...
salesman:balah ye konse kirki he 15 inch ki..
punjabioji..tenu rab raka "copmpuuterrr" de waste...ji..aaho
salesman:kya pc k leye parda..
punjabi oye kambaktiya..copputer de vich windows naee hoondi...

Tusi Lakh Bhula K Vekh Lo,
Aasi Dilon Yaad Aawange

Tohanu Duniya Wich Bare Ne Chahan Wale,
Aasi Sub Tu Wadh K Chawange,

Tusi Pani Pi Pi Thak Jana
Aasi Hichkiyan Ban Ban Aawange

Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.