Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...
Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P
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Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base
Author: Javed Posted under:
Exams SMS,
student SMS
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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.
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...
Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P
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Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.... =P
MOST INNOCENT THREAT :-
As the Thief was Leaving the House,
Kid woke up Said -- Rascall Take My School Bag also
Otherwise I'll wake up mom
Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega
Author: Javed Posted under:
Exams SMS,
student SMS
Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai
Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!
1 student dosry sy: aj kuch khatarnak kam krny ka dil kr rha hai.jo pehly hum ny na kia ho
2nd student:
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to phir chal aj thora sa perh len :P
1 larka pee k aya.
Dad se bachne k liay bari c book le kar parhne laga..
Dad: Pee k aya ha
Son: Nai tu..
Dad: kamine, phr suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr rha ha..
Thousands of yesturdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousands of timmorows go,
but the belive of STUDENT remain
same,
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kal sy pakka perhyn gy :)
Commerce k students agar film banaye toh...........
filmo k naam honge,
kabhi debit kabhi credit, mein AC ki deewani hoon,hum tax de chucke sanam, humara calculator aap k paas hai.
filmo k naam honge,
kabhi debit kabhi credit, mein AC ki deewani hoon,hum tax de chucke sanam, humara calculator aap k paas hai.
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Teacher : U failure ! @
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line
4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5: On each point you smile because it’s true.
1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line
4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5: On each point you smile because it’s true.
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